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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa"
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"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair"
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey farts."
"If horse jockeys have to be tiny just imagine how small disk jockeys have to be. I'll see myself out."
"How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they have to steal it first."
"I just passed my drug test my dealer has some explaining to do"
"The only thing I hate more than taxi drivers who talk on their phone the whole time are the ones who say even a single word to me."
"What's the best way to eat a thanksgiving vegetable? Pick her up out of the wheelchair"
"""Have you tried putting balogna in it?"" ~me, as a marriage counselor"
"When the female lead of Pirates of the Caribbean visits Japan... Do you think she has a Kirin nightly?"