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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa"
Next Joke
"My girl broke up with me, thinks I am childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and ran away..HA!"
"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"
"I bet most braille on public signs says: ""How did you know this was here?"""
"Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret."
"Why is it so easy to fool an octopus? They're all suckers."
"Why would anyone lie about liking big butts?"
"How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? well many how???"
"I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together"
"My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food Sushi left me."