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Joke of the Day
"Me: so what are you wearing sexy? Collection agency: umm...we'll just call back tomorrow"
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"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."
"I bet Michael J. Fox makes one hell of a martini."
"Wanna hear a joke? Lifetime movies."
"What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley"
"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance Saturday, Sunday"
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