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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a list of candidates for the local Juvenile Judge election and I just don't think juveniles should even be able to be judges idk"

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"""I just want to meet a nice guy."" -Girls who exclusively date assholes"
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"Finally, you get a cab. The driver is a golden retriever. You hop in and hope for the best"
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"The relationship stages;- :* :'("