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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. Photon replies: ""No, I'm traveling light"""

"If I got a dime every time I exaggerated... I'd have a jillion, gazillion bucks!"

"Why are paraplegics bad project teammates? They never carry their own weight."

"How can you tell if a shark has dandruff? He left his head and shoulders on the beach."

"70% of my enemies were once my friends."

"What's a dentists favorite time of day? Tooth-Hurty"

"The constant challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other's smartphone."

"Girl: Got this dress 20% off. Me:Come over to my house and get it 100% off."

"I want to write about what's happening on reddit... ...but I can't spell ""drama"" without ""AMA."""

"Do you know what a pirates favorite letter is? ( read before down vote you may be surprised) Well you think it be the rrrrrr's, but it be the cccc's.!"