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Joke of the Day

"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. Photon replies: ""No, I'm traveling light"""

"Why is the rainbow a symbol of homosexuality? Because there is a pot at the end of it."

"I went to the store today and bought a movie called ""Tiger Woods' 18 Greatest Holes"" When I got home, I was disappointed, it was about golf"

"I think I'd be really good at pulling hay from a horse's mouth But I may just be clutching at straws here."

"My college advisor asked me if I've ever been abroad Nope, I've been a man my whole life."

"Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are ""woven"" together? Sigourney ""Weaver"" :P"

"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? NA'CHO CHEESE"

"As I read my son's suicide letter, I couldn't help but feel that I had failed him as a parent.... His grammar and spelling were terrible."

"Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have"

"What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage? Arrrrrr Metis!"