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Joke of the Day

"I beat my wife at dominoes last night... She really needs to remember that **I** choose the toppings."

"I dig, She digs, He digs, They dig, We all dig.... Its a beautiful poem....very deep."

"A mormon checks into a hotel. On seeing there are video channels available in his room, he says ""I trust the porn is disabled."" The receptionist replies, ""No, it's just regular porn, you sicko!"""

"How do you know when you're REALLY drunk ? ANS - When you are lying face down in your front lawn and you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off."

"Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God"

"I just embarrassingly ripped my pants open while bowling. Getting a split means something entirely different to me now."

"How did jesus get so fit? He did lots of cross fit"

"I used to live with my sister. It was really off-putting when I could hear her scream during sex... So I just put my hand over her mouth. ""Shut up, no one is coming to help you."""

"What's cooler than being cool? Being 0K."

"Whenever my Girlfriend says she's going to ""hit the sack"" I instinctively cover my balls just in case."