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Joke of the Day
"Even though I know its wrong. I don't know whats right... Damn math problems!"
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"I was roasting meat and accidentally stabbed myself with a meat thermometer and blood is gushing out. I'm done."
"A man walks into a bar And gets a bloody nose"
"My girlfriend accused me of sleeping with her sister and I was like, ""How can that be possible when her snoring keeps me up all night?"""
"What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians? A drummer."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book about suicide. The librarian says ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"How does gravity greet itself? It just waves"
"Empires were run by emperors... Kingdoms were run by kings, Now we have countries."
"Did you see the results of the swimming competition at Lake Gennesaret? Jesus won in a walkover."
"Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too"