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Joke of the Day

"The bible says you can't buy your way into heaven but there isn't a church in the country that won't encourage you to try."

"I can hear everything you're mumbling under the duct tape. Yes, I will marry you."

"A termite walked into a bar and asked, ""Is the bartender here?"""

"My friend just found out that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel."

"Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers."

"I once had the desire to do something worthwhile with my life. Then I discovered naps."

"What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !"

"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? (NSFW) Shit in her cunt"

"Did you hear that HIV isn't spread by a virus? Yeah, it's spread by a fun guy"

"A magician was driving down the road. He turned into a driveway!"