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Joke of the Day
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance..... ..... I'll show him"
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"Next wedding Im saying its a open bar but when u get there its going to be cash.Just b/c its a 3rd wedding doesnt mean u can skip it slacker"
"What do Cerial killers drink? milk"
"What do cops do at a buffet? They pig out."
"Best time to go to the dentist? tooth hurty"
"You know what I call it when cute girls cut themselves? Damaged goods, damaging the goods."
"What did the Pirate say on his birthday? Ayy Matey"
"How do you get an art major off your porch? Pay for the pizza"
"What is a pirate's favorite material? Arrr-gyle."
"Donald Trump. ...That is the joke."