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Joke of the Day
"I've never met an exam I've liked... They've all been too testy for me."
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"A man enters an auto parts store. Man: ""I need a windshield wiper for a Smart Car"" Clerk: ""Well, only if you throw $20 into the trade"""
"What do you call a butt inspection by ISIS? Anal-isis."
"My abs are so perfect... ...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly."
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator. EDIT: In regards to BattletardBlacknigga, I also heard this joke from my dad. Which was awkward but made it funnier in a weird way....."
"People always keep making jokes about how people died in the Holocaust, my grandpa died during the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower and broke his neck."
"I've been working on a new type of martial arts that involves the taking of money from Hispanics. TakeJuan'sdough."
"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."
"Thanks for the heart attack, Chinese menu under the door while I'm watching a scary movie."
"It is impossible to act naturally right after someone tells you to act naturally."