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"There should be a 5 second rule when girls start to cry where they can take it back. Win-win."
"My sex life is like Santa Claus. -Why? Doesn't it exists? -No, it exist, because of naive 6 yo kids.."
"Photons don't have mass. Does that mean that the light of God doesn't go to church?"
"What should vegetarians eat for protein? Meat."
"The cannibal arrived late to the dinner party. He was given the cold shoulder."
"Why did the little girl in the flower dress fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."
"What do you call someone who sings about mints? A ""Minstrel""."
"The night after taking office, Donald Trump's deal with the Satan has been completed, and he dies, arriving in hell... Well, one can hope, anyway."
"Bruce Willis is relaxing by his pool. he's got so much sunscreen on that he slowly slides off his lounger, out of the gate & down the road"