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Joke of the Day
"The cannibal arrived late to the dinner party. He was given the cold shoulder."
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"Shoutout to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."
"You're exceeding the limits of my medication. Please go away."
"hello test *hello* * info * info2 * info3 balh blah"
"""Why your stomach is so big""...""That's the baby ... I had for lunch"""
"It has been scientifically proven that women with few pounds extra tend to live a lot longer than... ...men who point that out."
"I'm not stupid"
"Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant."
"i hate workimg at the lightbulb factory!! evrey day i hav to thimk of good ideas so they can harvest the lightbulbs that apear abov my head"
"I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me."