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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a freezer and a faget? When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart"

"The scariest sound is an unknown crash followed by my 9 year old yelling ""It's OK! There's nothing wrong! You don't need to come up here"""

"My mother-in-law talked non-stop while we watched Criminal Minds and now I have an idea for a cool new episode."

"A black guy and a Mexican are riding a car. Who's driving? The police"

"Q: What's big, red, and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater."

"Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. - http://ww.key-n-lock.com"

"Where can you get away with rape? Any school for the deaf"

"The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in."

"People that are into beastieality. Are fucking animals."

"Ladies call me the mitochondria because they kinda remember me from high school and i'm in a cell"