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Joke of the Day
"What did the vet say about the maimed donkey? Wow, that ass sure took a pounding"
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"If you weren't supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn't package them in rows of 15."
"What do you call a George Clooney sex party? A Georgy. ( )"
"Strange how FB doesn't automatically add the enemies of your enemies as your friends,"
"Name three things that come in a little yellow box Kodak film, Dots candy and Woody Allen."
"I once saw my grandparents have sex And that's why I don't eat raisins"
"I'm gonna create chaos in my neighborhood by putting giant bows on all the cars the night before Christmas."
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"
"[In honor of Leonard Nimoy] How many ears does Spock have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now."