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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed? High definition"
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"Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips."
"The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out."
"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk' to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill."
"Jokes What do you get when you cross a chicken and a bed"
"""Hey mom, why does it smell like dead people in here...?"" ""....mom? Mom? ...... Mooooooooooommmmm!!!!!"""
"I'm all ""class"". The first two letters really aren't necessary."
"""Endless shrimp"" sounds nice until you realize they are serious. It's a threat. The shrimp will never stop."
"Whenever a guy named Stephen tries to tell me what to do I shout, ""you're not my real hen!"" and run away"
"Relationships are a lot like algebra. You look at X and try to figure out Y."