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Joke of the Day

"I hold the U.S. indoor record for waiting in the house until my neighbors go back inside."

"The most popular car brands are German, Japanese, and Italian. It's like losing WW2 is a prerequisite for making good autos."

"I dated my financial advisor for like a year but I lost interest."

"Why did the train engineer go on a rampage? He had a loco-motive."

"The man who invented the dildo sadly passed away. His funeral went just as expected. Only women came."

"You know you're old when you watch a horror movie where annoying, partying college kids get murdered and you identify with the killer."

"Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks."

"Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home? He forgot to pack his trunk."

"What is the difference between Faith and Hope? Depends on the strip club."

"My uncle went on holiday to Ireland, but didn't have enough time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"