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Joke of the Day
"I hold the U.S. indoor record for waiting in the house until my neighbors go back inside."
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"What do you call a rich muslim god? Ballah"
"Poland started World War 2 like Iraq was responsible for 9/11"
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? In a Porsche, the pricks are in the inside"
"A man was on an escalator.. When all of a sudden it went very fast. He arrived at the top, turned around and said.. ""well that escalated quickly""."
"What is the shortest, very funny joke you know? ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search"
"Why do some loudspeakers have holes? For the pleasure of the audiophiles."
"Q: What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? A: The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."
"[couples therapy] ME: She thinks I make bad decisions WIFE: He traded our car for a skateboard THERAPIST: *writing notes* This guy rules"