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Joke of the Day
"Girls lives are tough ."
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"I left my job. Couldn't work for my boss after what he said... ""You're fired."""
"What do you call a dog with two vaginas? Snatches"
"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"
"Highways are a lot like toilets... It only takes a couple big shits to back everything up."
"MIGRATING BIRDS Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."
"If you're gonna take the high road,wear a skirt. I need something to look at from the low road."
"It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow."
"What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy."
"Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras? Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!"