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Joke of the Day
"How much does a slave cost? I have no idea, I just know they aren't free"
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"What is Michael J Fox's favourite song? Shake It Off by Tayler Swift"
"At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30)."
"Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. ....Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."
"How do you know if you're in a French Village? If you see sap buckets on telephone poles."
"why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi"
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender says ""why the long face?"""
"let us all return to a simpler time, such as when i believed astroturf was farmed in space and brought to earth"
"A real ice cream truck would have melted by now."
"*catches 4yo putting on deodorant* Me: What are you doing? 4yo: Feeding my armpits. Me....as you were."