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Joke of the Day
"A real ice cream truck would have melted by now."
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"What do we want? -SHITTY MUSIC COMPILATIONS! When do we want them? -NOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC"
"Talking with your girlfriend is just like software installation EULA you just scroll down waiting for it to finish and agree without understanding what it says"
"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."
"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it"
"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"
"(Dirty!) Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"Did you hear about that guy who had the entire left half of his body chopped off? He's dead now."
"How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool? You ask them to leave."
"Is it bad to hate a certain race? Because I despise the 100 meter"