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Joke of the Day
"A real ice cream truck would have melted by now."
Next Joke
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today... I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"I once met an ape who could use both hands... He was Harambedextrous."
"I need a new waffle iron. These waffles are still wrinkled."
"Probably too soon News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide. Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd."
"How do you start an earthquake in East Africa? Shake Djibouti."
"Open your mind before your mouth."
"Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches? They always turn out to be sub par."
"If you're cold... Go stand in a corner. They're 90 degrees."
"Oh... Oh dear... it looks like my grandmother's embroidered pillow may have stolen your tweet."