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Joke of the Day

"The best jokes are often unintentional; take this one for example What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."

"The French government has issued a statement regarding the recent string of terrorist attacks. Oui surrender"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."

"Pluto is 4.5 billion years old, but yet it is not allowed to sit at the grown-ups' table."

"what do you call dried cum? sement"

"What was the name of the Indian dating site? Connect the dots"

"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"

"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives."

"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off"

"""We like our beer the way we like our violence..."" ""Domestic"" -Stolen from a part of a Bill Burr skit. It apparently upset some easily offended people when they saw it at a bar"