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Joke of the Day
"I think I lost an electron I'm feeling pretty positive though"
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"What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band? Fall out boy"
"HIM: tell me your wildest fantasy ME: i'm on wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire HIM: i meant like- ME: everyone claps"
"My wife has an odd way of starting conversations. She always begin by saying ""Hey, are you even listening?"""
"What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!"
"Looking for some tasteless Gabrielle Giffords jokes"
"To test my kid's readiness for a pet I had her clean up poop in the yard all week and now I can't go back to using the toilet."
"Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband? Wife: he gives me no privacy Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true"
"Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright."
"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Because their horns dont work!"