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Joke of the Day

"What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!"

"How to get a woman: 1) find one who sells cars 2) take a test drive 3) just keep driving She's yours now, plus you have a new car."

"Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle."

"I like my women like I like my M.C. Escher paintings Impossibly proportioned"

"Apparently impatient midgets don't like to stand on clocks... because it would make them short on time."

"I'm a schizophrenic And so am I"

"Tip: If your parents are always criticizing you,,, ask them if the problem is bad genes or bad parenting."

"What do you call siblings that play soccer? Umbros"

"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."

"Subway Guy: Enjoy your sandwich Me: You too! Subway Guy: Me: Me: *gives him my sandwich* this is yours now"