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Joke of the Day

"It's awesome that 4th of July is in the summer. But it sucks for countries like Australia who have to watch fireworks in the winter. SUKAZ!"

"FOX new has saved my legs! I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel."

"Just turned off porch light and saw a moth take off flying towards the moon. Good luck buddy, if you make it back, sell the story to Pixar."

"I told my wife that size shouldn't matter so she went out shopping and bought my ""boys room"" a new 4 inch TV."

"An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at either."

"I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true! No bull!"

"Saying ""to each his own"" is the best way to tell someone you respect their right to have an extremely stupid opinion."

"What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend? ..accommodating."

"What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp."

"Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler."