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Joke of the Day

"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take the house."

"Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday? It's Erection Day."

"What's fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty of them"

"If you order a salad in Texas, you get a bowl of ranch dressing with a chunk of iceberg lettuce, 89 croutons & a chicken fried steak on top."

"How did the florist act after getting her dream job? Got so excited she wet her plants."

"2 atoms of helium acting funny ~ HeHe"

"Knock Knock, Who's there? Fuckin' Jenny. Now gild me and give me upvotes."

"A guy asked my girlfriend ""Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?"" ... so I punched him in the head."

"Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass."

"The Canadian military is just a guy named Ross with a flare gun in an aluminum boat."