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Joke of the Day

"Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town."

"My dentist said that bacon and soda works the same as toothpaste. Friends have said she prolly meant baking soda....but I disagree. "

"What is the difference between pot and pussy? If you can smell the pussy across the room, it's probably not the good stuff."

"How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb? None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes; putting them on is different matter completely."

"What does a black lawyer deliver in court? Nigga' pleas"

"The ex just asked me how can one have a soulmate if one has no soul? Wonder which of us he was referring to?"

"I was so poor as a kid, we only had Onepac Shakur."

"Bummed that there's no obvious place to insert a $ into my name."

"Me (to a baby): Hush little baby don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird Mom: like hell I'll buy that kid anything.."

"Vegetarians have been screaming, ""Save the Animals!"" for years. If they were really interested in animals, why do they keep beating a dead horse?"