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Joke of the Day

"Who is the director of the first wireless movie? Christopher No-LAN"

"What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant with twins"

"The vegetable crisper or as I call it, the cold garbage can."

"What do you call a door only used by prostitutes? Ho-dor"

"I believe every child should be given a chance... ...and that's why if they can guess the number I'm thinking of, I'll let them go..."

"Why did the pedophile move to Korea? Because there, Too Young is just a name."

"Fun fact: Snakes don't exist. They were made up by scientists in 1923 as a joke that went too far so they just kinda rolled with it"

"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."

"Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany? For Schnitzel."

"What are some good 'your sister jokes'? Ones like: what's the difference between dinner and your sister? I wash my hands before eating dinner."