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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the inhabitants of London? Arabs"
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"What do you call a virgin in West Virginia? An only child...."
"Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."
"him: [slipping my panties off] why are u wearing 2 pairs of panties me: I'm not him: [sliding another pair off] omg how many are u wearing"
"How do you get a one armed man off a tree? You wave to him"
"Smells like carrots. Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts."
"Prince's death may have been murder. In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?"
"Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the social ladder."
"My girlfriend and I decided we aren't ready for a baby yet, so I double-bagged it. It worked; babies cannot breath through two layers of plastic shopping bag."