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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball? A baseball is thrown to the air."

"Rio just listed a slightly used Olympic stadium on eBay."

"Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!"

"Funny Conversation that actually happened to me Me: Hey Dray is that a new watch? Dray: Yeah man Me: Smooth, what kind of watch is it? Dray: Guess Me: Just tell me, I don't know my watches very well."

"So I asked my Dad, ""What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?"" ""Probably a tumor."""

"I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier."

"I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time"

"Browsing this sub is like mining in a cave Full of bat shit and I mostly get the same things over again, but it's worth the occasional gold I find."

"Two packets of crisps were walking down the street. A car slows down beside them and asks if they wanted a ride to where they were going. The crisps replied 'no, we're Walkers'"

"How can you tell a man from a woman Well, there's not really a vas deferens"