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Joke of the Day
"No, No, people. It's okay. I can make racist jokes. One of my best friends is a racist."
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"People who live in stone houses can throw all the glass they want."
"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"
"Everyone should have that ""tester"" first twitter account to screw up and learn from... You know, kinda like that first child you have."
"My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas... I said i want something to wear and something to play with. So they got me a pair of pants with the pockets cut out."
"What does a fat girl desire but already have? A ten chin"
"I love balloons! I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away."
"Girl i heared you like bad boys I don't like bragging but i am so bad that when my mom tells me i can eat only one cookie i eat two!"
"Any time I wonder if God exists, I think of women & I know he does. Coincidentally, this is also what I do when I wonder if the devil exists."
"A repost walks into a bar"