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Joke of the Day
"I had an annoying friend who was paralyzed from the hip down I couldn't stand him."
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"Feminists are like prime numbers The only thing that goes into them is themselves."
"Where does the Little Mermaid shop for her dinglehoppers? At the Hair Cutlery."
"What's an Islamist's favourite crop? Rice is."
"Why don't X and Z get along with Y? Because Y so serious"
"Confucius say ""Virginity is like bubble; one prick, all gone."""
"I tried to explain what a double-entendre is But it's soooo hard"
"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"
"I threw my cat a surprise party. Long story short, I need 30 stitches and learned I should never scream 'SURPRISE' directly in my cat's face"
"Adult me must concede that a major contributor to global warming was kid me leaving the front door open and heating the whole goddam world."