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Joke of the Day

"I once met a girl with 3 boobs Everyone called her triceratits"

"Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time? Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr."

"My self esteem flared up this morning. So I put on my bikini and checked my bank account. Ahhh... That's more like it."

"Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up? He was charged with battery."

"There's one nice thing about getting Alzheimers I'm making new friends every day!"

"Can I have some orange juice? You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange."

"I believe in ""you're stupid"" at first sight."

"Chemist died in a fire outbreak. Polices had identified the cause, the chemist knew the water was not a solution,"

"What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? ""You have a lot of appeal."""

"A banker friend of mine had a breakup recently He lost interest."