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Joke of the Day
"Why Was Tigger looking in the toilet?? ... He was looking for Pooh!"
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"My girlfriend snores very loudly Guess she knows how to sleep soundly"
"""Chest, chest, chest and chest, chest and chest"" - T-Rex singing ""Head, shoulders, knees and toes""."
"What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going."
"What do you call ten white folks on a bench? The NBA"
"I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!"
"A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. ""Oh, damn it,"" he proclaims, ""Some asshole has my pen"
"how do you know when you are in love? When she taps you on the ass and says ""Its in *Love*"" **Taxi**"
"I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away .."
"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis... I meant... The ladder."