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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a meteorologist just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."
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"I was in work the other day when a stunning Thai girl walked in. She was gorgeous. all I could think was 'don't get a boner, don't get a boner, don't get a boner.' She *did*."
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"What happened to the plant outside the math class window? It grew square roots."