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Joke of the Day

"I once dated a meteorologist just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."

"how is my dick like a diamond? its the hardest substance on earth, it can't be crushed, and every girl dreams of having it."

"I do not enjoy eating chicken... ... it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."

"Just threw away a trash can. That was weird."

"I got in an argument with Kobe Bryant. I now have Kobe Beef."

"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"

"If I were a homeless guy, I'd walk up behind young women, put my arm around them & cop a feel on a boob because I have nothing to lose."

"What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons? He made melon-ade"

"How to convert QT3.14 into GF format? Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version."

"If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious."