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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a book and a Mexican? The book has papers."
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"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? ""Captain"" you fucking racist!"
"Mention me in your will. Just give me a shout out or something."
"I want to grow my own food but I can't seem to find any bacon seeds anywhere."
"Have you ever been to an Amish party? Those guys really raise the roof!"
"What's your father's name? Teacher: What's your father's name? Kid: Joke!! Teacher: (irritatingly) are you kidding? kid: Nopes, he's my brother, I am joking!!"
"When Kurt Cobain was a child... When Kurt Cobain was a child, his mother told him not to play with guns. I suppose that went in one ear and out the other."
"When I wake up before my alarm clock...I sometimes sneak up on it while it's still sleeping and yell ""HOW DOES IT FEEL B*TCH"""
"SURPRISE! I scream, bursting from the vat of mashed potatoes. The other lunch ladies do not look surprised They do not look surprised at all"
"Obama supporters are like Christmas lights... Half of them don't work and the other half aren't very bright."