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Joke of the Day

"What's similar between a 9v battery and an asshole? Your tongue ends up on it even though you know it's wrong."

"What does a red neck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer. Edit: Because I fucked up."

"I'm on a whiskey diet I've lost three days already."

"I guess you can say trusting a Russian merchant is pretty... Roosky business"

"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."

"I've never made eggplant before. Is it better fried or scrambled?"

"How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid."

"I don't have ADD. It's just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done."

"Why do chemists love bad jokes? Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions"

"Why did the plumber cry? His family died."