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Joke of the Day
"What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs."
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"To people calling themselves ""Grammar Nazis"": you're not correcting grammar so much as punctuation or spelling. Hi, I'm a Nomenclature Nazi."
"You're so unfamiliar with the gym... You call it James"
"Last Christmas I bought my mother-in-law a Jack Daniels t-shirt having previously told me she enjoyed encounters with spirits. She looked angry and said ""I'm a medium"" Bullshit!! XXL fit her perfect!"
"What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs? Sparky."
"In German, the imperative is formed by opening your mouth and speaking German."
"What do you calls a life insurance agent ripe with flesh eating bacteria? A lepper-con"
"Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R! Aaaarrrgghhhh! You'd think it'd be R but it's the C, matey!"
"There's only two things I hate in this world: intolerance... and the Portuguese."