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Joke of the Day

"""welcom to salad shop do u want a salad"" yes ""do u want chicken on it"" yes ""do u want bread on the side"" r u just selling unmade sandwiches"

"What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants? Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?"

"What's the opposite of ""lily white""? A racist term of some sort."

"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Her hips."

"How do you make a door hold water? You open it slightly so it's ajar."

"Because the unspeakable can also happen to men I bought myself a rape alarm. I'll be fucked if this thing doesn't work."

"If I hack a movie in Guadeloupe... Am i a pirate of the caribbeans ?"

"What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told."

"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meets boy in park; Confucius say lucky boy is boy who parks meat in girl."

"Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son ""If we stand around here long enough one of them will throw some food at us."""