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Joke of the Day

"""welcom to salad shop do u want a salad"" yes ""do u want chicken on it"" yes ""do u want bread on the side"" r u just selling unmade sandwiches"

"Thinking about going to 50 Shades and eating loudly the whole time."

"What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !"

"Why do you really not want to get pulled over in Ireland? Because the cops are Dublin the fines! (It took me a three hour car ride to come up with this... I am not a clever person)"

"'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my KFC"

"ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Did you hear about the Irish firing squad? They formed a circle."

"What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes? Holy smokes."

"Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps could finish a race"