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Joke of the Day

"How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman? The blond woman will have a higher sperm count."

"Growing up in a household dominated by females, you learn: 1. The importance of listening 2. 101 euphemisms for ""the monthly visitor"""

"I like my women like I like my cheese. Cold and blue."

"Just Friends is my favorite movie that shows fat guys how to get out of the friendzone through perseverance and becoming Ryan Reynolds."

"So my dad dropped this on my mom this morning Mom - ""You know the neighbor always kisses his wife every morning before work. Why don't you do the same?"" Dad - ""How can I? I barely know her!"""

"Your mama is so fat... Her alphabet is the KFCs"

"The worst part of getting a chain wallet for your birthday is that now you have 3 days to send 10 chain wallets to your friends."

"For those who can't eat their vegetables bc of the wheelchair: There IS a chocolate shake with every one, all you have to do is pull out the straw. Edit: a word"

"I got hit hard in the head with a can of 7up today... I'm alright though, it was a soft drink."

"At least once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position."