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Joke of the Day
"What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him? ""Mitosis !"""
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"Debit card was repeatedly declined at the grocery store today. I was trying to buy vegetables so the bank just assumed the card was stolen"
"Kylo: I need an N to finish my favorite Vader quote. Han: This is SpaghettiOs, not Alphabet Soup. Kylo: Great. Now Vader says, ""OOOOOOOO!"""
"Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say, ""Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."""
"What do you do if a buff black man slaps your girlfriends ass? Tell his owner"
"What do singers get during their periods? Minstrel cramps."
"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz... They all gave it one star."
"If a tree falls in the woods It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group."
"What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring."
"Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to tell me. I guess that's why he lost his job in disaster relief."