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Joke of the Day
"Now I'm REALLY glad Monica chose Chandler over Richard."
Next Joke
"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... and then I turned 12."
"When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha"
"What has four legs and quacks? A paradox"
"As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend."
"What's green and smells like ham? Kermit the frog's finger"
"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird? Tame way you caught the unique bird."
"What to brussel sprouts and anal sex have in common? If they are forced on you as a child, you wont enjoy them as much as an adult"
"I learned about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon last week and now it seems like everyone's talking about it."
"My 8yo is watching a video of a guy watching a video of another guy flipping water bottles. Please pray for me during this difficult time."