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Joke of the Day
"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck."
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"As a fairly new guy... ...i'd like to say the jokes here are terrible, I really expected more from this subreddit as my contacts have been orgasming all over this site"
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"Why did the Vietnamese woman get a career as a prostitute? Because she likes Dongs."