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Joke of the Day
"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck."
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"Whoever invented the knock knock jokes should get the Nobel prize. The No bell prize"
"Couldn't get to the gym and gained a bit of belly fat this semester... I just had too much on my plate."
"A bird can fly... But a fly can't bird."
"What is the average Math teacher like? Mean."
"""Be strong"" I whisper to my coffee."
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"Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in the US? Welcome to Louisiana"
"Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get."
"Time Lords make the worst lovers... It's always bigger on the inside"