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Joke of the Day
"What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east? Freedom"
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"Having no clue about human anatomy is my Achilles Elbow."
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"Why was 2 afraid of 4? Because 4 8 16!"
"Lonely Second Graders What do you call a second grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor"