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Joke of the Day

"Pete Rose had a 90 second ovation at the all star game. It brought a tear to his eye.... Because he took the over."

"What is the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing? Depth perception."

"You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans That's crossing the border!"

"I've got a pretty big role coming up It's a cinnamon roll."

"How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? By rearranging the furniture."

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."

"Judging by his physique, I'd guess Popeye's a pretty accomplished masturbator."

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection - except one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"""Body of Christ."" ""Why thank you, I HAVE been working out."""

"I got told at church last Sunday that I should love my neighbour as I love myself. He wasn't very happy when I tried to wank him off."