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Joke of the Day
"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."
Next Joke
"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. Then things get tense."
"Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? They go off on tangents."
"What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.? Good mourning."
"What's a mexicans favorite game? Cross country."
"Darn it A man was walking around his backyard in his stocking feet and stubbed his toe on a rock. His sock exclaimed ""I'll be darned!"""
"Statistically speaking... 6/7 dwarfs aren't happy."
"Frodo collected the keys to Macy's, JCPenney, McDonald's, etc. and put them on a single key ring It was one ring to rule the mall."
"Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and wonder, ""Do my children just spit directly at their face when brushing their teeth?"""
"Apparently asking the boss "" who ignited the fuse on your tampon?"" will get you sent to HR."