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Joke of the Day

"What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360? The dashboard."

"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."

"You've reached voicemail of [Jim], leave a message. ""Hi it's the library. The book 'How to Steal Library Books' is now 1 week over...UH OH"""

"I heard they wanted to do an Asian version of Drive but there's already a movie called Crash."

"Just saw a bum with bags wrapped around his feet. Must have them new j's, trying to keep them fresh."

"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""

"Where do OB/GYNs go to school? Gynecolleges."

"What was Hitler's favourite colour? Braun."

"I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, ""Should I help?"" Then I thought, ""No...6 should be enough."""

"I don't mind if you tell me about the new diet you're on as long as you give me equal time to talk with you about my favorite doughnuts."