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Joke of the Day

"Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person"

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"Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms."
"I know I'm more literater than you because of my fancificacious vocabularianistic wordicisms."
"Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle."
"How do you tell if someone is ticklish? Testicles."
"Made love to my girlfriend like a Jedi last night. She said no so I used ""the force""."
"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."
"What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks? One's Cupid stunts..."
"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"
"Still suddenly panicking that you haven't done your homework on Sunday evenings, despite being in your thirties"