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Joke of the Day
"What does DNA strand for? National Dyslecsics Association"
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"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt."
"I once knew a gay Irish couple. Their names were Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick"
"unrelated but I believe strongly that Woody Woodpecker is a lesbian"
"My friend and I always fight over the electric drill It can get a little bit heated."
"Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan? Because he was a kami!"
"Daddy, where do oranges come from? Well son, when a red and a yellow really love each other..."
"Whats the difference between an Asian man and a box of chocolates? They'll both kill your dog, but the Asian will cook it afterwards."
"Hey girl, are you a pool? Cause I'd piss in YOUR deep end"
"4 queers walk into a biker bar..... One was an Indian One was a construction worker One was a cop and the Other was a Cowboy. Biker Says: ""is the YMCA closed?"""