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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a funny yolk? ""Whats a yolk?"" ""An egg joke!"""
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"What is the difference between white teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? White teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."
"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A pilot, you racist."
"What the NSA say to NASA? You're a day late and a dolla short!"
"What does a little sister ride? A nii san"
"Jesus was talking to a crowd... Jesus was talking to a crowd, explaining he was the son of God. Everyone in the crowd said ""Nah, No way!"" Jesus stood up and said ""Yahweh!"""
"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"
"why aren't there any good jokes about the dark side? i dunno but there's a darth of them"
"Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP ? Ph.P."
"ME: Is it true you can smell diseases? MY DOG: Yes ME: Well do I have any? MY DOG: Yes, you're insane ME: Wow you can smell that? MY DOG: No"