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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a car full of nuns? Virgin Mobile"
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"9yo: Look what I made! Me: What? 9yo: I taped 2 toilet rolls & made binoculars! Me: Great.*Holds up iPhone* This is what 9yos in China make."
"So there was a fish swimming up stream and it runs into a wall... And it was like ""damn."""
"Picking up women in bars is like picking up Avocadoes in a supermarket... You have no idea how damaged they are until you get them home."
"Who has the best website in the jungle? The Onlion King."
"The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff"
"What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe? ALOHA SNACKBAR"
"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around."
"What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? Having to sit at the back of the oven with the rest of the dirty niggers."
"Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!"