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Joke of the Day

"Clown Plays cruel joke on Black Guy Black guy get bashed over the head with a powered sock!"

"After my sixth cup of coffee, I feel like Mario after he gets one of those bouncing, flashing stars."

"When you wish upon a star, planets are being scorched and destroyed billions of miles away but that's okay because YOU'RE IMPORTANT."

"My car was making this annoying sound . . . . . . so I went to see a mechanic. Me: My car is making an annoying sound. Mechanic: Easy fix. Reach over. Open the door. And push her out."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?"

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer."

"Hey girl... Hey girl I have a saving account and a dick. One is really big and one is really small but either way you will be satisfied"

"What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? Pencil-in."

"*rings bell* ""Can I help you?"" Yes I'd like a dragon on my back an- *starts pooping on a crucifix* WTF? *checks sign on door* ""Taboo Artist"""

"I think these bikers are coming over to give me a group hug because they like the Hello Kitty stickers I put all over their motorcycles."