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Joke of the Day

"There might be plenty of good food choices in College.. .. but you can't Top Ramen"

"Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky At least she still has the D"

"Clean sheet day!! *brushes Pringles crumbs over to his side of the bed*"

"What do Saiyans and Kelly Clarkson have in common? (x-post r/funny) What doesn't kill them, makes them stronger."

"It's bikini season, so you're allowed to shoot bikinis as long as you have a permit."

"Relationships are like yard sales.... They look like fun from a couple yards away, but up close it's just a bunch of crap you don't need."

"Little kids will love this one .... promise ... How high does a frog stand in the water? Knee-deep."

"Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!"

"What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization? Boko Harambe"

"What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo? The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit."